furryhumor:

ermizhad:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

This was better than some superbowl commercials

The Lady Gaga one makes me uncomfortable

I’ll bet her carpet is very clean

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nintendoggy:

december 21st will probably be the most annoying day in tumblr history

You have no idea

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shirtoid:

DJ Yoda is available at WeLoveFine

I like the shirt but, as a DJ, I couldn’t wear it knowing he’s standing at the back side of the turntables…

shirtoid:

DJ Yoda is available at WeLoveFine

I like the shirt but, as a DJ, I couldn’t wear it knowing he’s standing at the back side of the turntables…

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thedaddycomplex:

stfusexists:

thedaddycomplex:

Holy mother of God. This is a real book.
Apparently, it’s to help kids understand and cope with a parent’s arrest.
I’m looking forward to the sequel: The Day Daddy Knocked Over A Liquor Store & Took Us On The Lam.

Uh…this is a serious issue for a lot of kids. Especially African-American kids, since 1 in 3 black men will be incarcerated in his lifetime. I’m really happy that this is foreign enough to you to be funny - I was lucky not to grow up with this situation either - but for plenty of kids and parents in this country it isn’t. And it’s a good thing that this book exists to help those families - not something to be mocked. 

It’s not foreign to me. I’ve had friends who’ve had to deal with this and it can be devastating. My first thought when I saw this was, “It’s a shame that this is necessary. I’m glad someone had the balls to write it.”
But, I mock everything. Everything.
It’s my coping mechanism.

thedaddycomplex:

stfusexists:

thedaddycomplex:

Holy mother of God. This is a real book.

Apparently, it’s to help kids understand and cope with a parent’s arrest.

I’m looking forward to the sequel: The Day Daddy Knocked Over A Liquor Store & Took Us On The Lam.

Uh…this is a serious issue for a lot of kids. Especially African-American kids, since 1 in 3 black men will be incarcerated in his lifetime. I’m really happy that this is foreign enough to you to be funny - I was lucky not to grow up with this situation either - but for plenty of kids and parents in this country it isn’t. And it’s a good thing that this book exists to help those families - not something to be mocked. 

It’s not foreign to me. I’ve had friends who’ve had to deal with this and it can be devastating. My first thought when I saw this was, “It’s a shame that this is necessary. I’m glad someone had the balls to write it.”

But, I mock everything. Everything.

It’s my coping mechanism.

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kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

impossible

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jaymeishair asked: Why are you so addicting? Lol ;)

Perilously close in phonetics to the much more frequently posed query:
“Why are you such a dickhead”, which is far easier to comprehend being asked

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California men arrested in alleged terror plot

breakingnews:

Associated Press:

Four Southern California men have been charged with plotting to kill Americans overseas and in the United States by joining al-Qaida and the Taliban in Afghanistan, federal officials said Monday.

The defendants were arrested for plotting to bomb government facilities and public places after federal authorities uncovered their plans to engage in “violent jihad,” FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller said.

Burn them on the White House lawn?

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Catchy title too!

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notnadia:

shortformblog:

georgetakei:

My nephew asked why I don’t have a Tumblr account, given my love of goofy pics. So here it is! To celebrate, I’ve paired with Tumblr and Humans of New York to help with their Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser. http://www.indiegogo.com/HONYTumblr

Considering his Facebook popularity, this is a major get for Tumblr. Glad to see he’s started off with a bang.

Dear George Takei, follow me please because I am super cool on the Internet!

Welcome George!

notnadia:

shortformblog:

georgetakei:

My nephew asked why I don’t have a Tumblr account, given my love of goofy pics. So here it is! To celebrate, I’ve paired with Tumblr and Humans of New York to help with their Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser. http://www.indiegogo.com/HONYTumblr

Considering his Facebook popularity, this is a major get for Tumblr. Glad to see he’s started off with a bang.

Dear George Takei, follow me please because I am super cool on the Internet!

Welcome George!

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Tumblr Code.

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

(Source: aru)

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